Rant 5: out of my mind

random
me: guess wat?
mine: i get it...ur bored again...why this time though?
me: dunno...maybe its because I went through a rough patch recently. dont ask me how boredom is a solution for that though.
mine: ok come on. is that how u shud think? i mean look around u. the beauty of life, so much to do, see and hear. u know....................
me: &*)$%@#
mine: what was that?
me: nothing. enough ppl have told me life is all hunky dory. and most times, thats you. so i need to

GET OUT OF MY MIND

my first action of getting out of my head was to change the font that i write in
2nd solution was to ask a friend :
me: gimme a good topic to blog about
friend: well i like writing solutions to world problems
me: woah! that's a little heavy. how about i just write about what i think of when i'm drunk. trust me world peace is a big topic after 3 rounds.
friend: ya that would work as well. provided you gave legitimate feasible solutions.
me: ---------------------
friend: actually u cud just write random

now that's a thought

rant 1 : of inane questions and pointless answers...

so where do i start?
the other day i had the weirdest mental conversation in a while
me: I'm quite bored you know
mine: yeah i totally get you, there's not much to discuss
me: come on...gimme some ideas on what to ponder about
mine: hey...you're the one who has to do the pondering. this thinking about stuff to ponder wasn't in the job description i got.
me: maybe nuclear weapons...
mine: no wait, there's too much pointless debate over that already.
me: umm..how about AIDS?...
mine: nah too scary
me: oh yeah...even scarier than nukes? come on man...i'm losing you here.
mine: ok how is getting a scary-disease-that-lasts-ur-whole-life, while doing it, not scarier than going up in one whiff of smoke..or u know, weapons grade plutonium
me: hmm...you make a good point there.
mine: ------------






me: stop gloating u fool!
damn...