Monday, May 11, 2009
Rant 19: Street focus # P2
Monday, April 20, 2009
Rant 18: Street Focus # P1
We begin at my college, the Manipal Institute of Communication.
oh and i have also lost my phone so there is no better excuse than this to indulge in some shutter-buggery.
Aim to cover all of Manipal and surrounding areas, right from the Entrance via the State Highway-4 right up to...well...end point! and I also include some pics from other friends who loved the scenes in and around this beautiful town.
Apart from the usual sights you see around college, under trees, shady areas, etc. here are some off-road sights one may see less often...
see?
this one's called a disco-fry...simply briliant
courtesy, Samudra restaurant
chill maadi yaar...now you know why we like saying it!
cos it's the first thing you see when you enter Manipal
no pain...no gain...also no motor (seen at Manipal entrance)
the middle class dilema...in the information age
college common room...to find common ground amongst constantly arguing persons
...namely...us!
(taken by http://invalidsearch.blogspot.com)
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Rant 17: A crying shame
On the 15th of April, news broke, in the most scandalous of fashions, of six boys, from reputed colleges in Mumbai, who raped a student from the
Why all this affected me so, is because the first two names given as suspects (Vinamra Soni and Jaskaran Singh Bhullar) are two very good friends of mine, batch-mates in our school years. I have known them for the better part of twelve years, and have seen them as they are, just your typical school ka gunda with the big heart (reserved in big dose for the ladies). The bully image aside, I have myself traveled with Jaskaran to many a school fest in
Not least because of the latest evidence in this story. The victim’s statement. If the supreme court order is to be taken, then as of today the victim’s word is the final statement, medical tests notwithstanding. Thus the victim’s story, told in excruciating detail, tells of the initial party and it goes something along the lines of, Was taken to a party by friends (Vinamra and Jaskaran); met more people at club; was pressured to drink, I did; was told to try LSD, I didn’t; was told to smoke a joint, I didn’t. After clubbing, she claims she rode off with Jaskaran and Vinamra in an auto to get dropped off to meet another friend. But the other members of this party allegedly re-routed the auto to a flat in Andheri. It is here that she describes how first Vinamra, then Jaskaran made their sexual advances. After that she apparently doesn’t remember a thing and wakes up to find herself raped and sleeping next to the boys.
The story is not over yet. She goes with two of the boys to buy contraceptives and then goes back to her hostel to blow the whistle on them. Somehow, there is a missing link somewhere.
Anyways, the TV channels have of course made sure of their air time in the most inane of fashions. Where the print edition at least attempted to draw a conclusion based on facts, the Times Now piece for example, is nothing better than the Arushi-Noida saga, or any other news-soap that we see today. The piece itself is just a picture of Vinamra and Jaskaran (given an alias Karan, that is perhaps even more damning, media-wise) and it could well be any two of our batch-mates enjoying at a party. However, skilful editing meant, the two were virtually “framed” up between 100 size font headlines of CO-CONSPIRATORS etc and the usual crawlers giving up-to-the-minute “updates” on the story. Fast switching zooms and the red-circle, if not for which the Indian public would never be able to make out the accused person’s face in a chest level photograph taken with a digital camera. Let’s not forget priceless quotes from the victim flashing up every 2 minutes or so.
Another interesting aspect that is funny to the point of sickening me now, is that on the top right corner of the picture is a stamp size portrait of a person similar looking to Vinamra. The red circle and the zoom didn’t miss that. To an average viewer it may well look like the third CO-CONSPIRATOR (lol, I just love saying that heavy now!). However, TRP zest is no excuse for pinning someone’s younger brother as a rape accused. He studied in the same school as us, a few grades lower. That’s it. Please use your discretion wisely when viewing such “News” pieces. Someone giving a highly constipated look (this funny picturisation, courtesy, http://invalidsearch.blogspot.com/2007/07/most-traumatic-experience-of-my-life.html) and telling you about these CO-CONSPIRATORS, about what a bad thing they’ve done, is just one side of the silver coin that is the Indian Media Circus.
No one is denying that this “Dastardly crime” has happened. Let’s be rational in meting out punishment.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Rant 16: UNDERSTANDING love in Manipal
His perspective (seconded by another equally in the realms of alcholic ecstacy) was based on one single concept: Understanding. The sermon began something like this:-
"Dude...love in manipal is all about understanding. The guy and the girl understand each other, then it's love. for example an ugly guy and an ugly girl. what do they have in common?" I muttered a meek, "Understanding." "exactly!" came the strong reply.
Whoa! rather a Zen thing isn't it? anyway, I decided to ponder on it later and listened on as the speech continued: "Sexy guy, sexy girl...what do they have in common?...understanding. It's very obvious. Based on the financial capacity of the male partner, the sum of love shared between two people is directly proportional to the square of understanding between them.
OKAY! now considering that this noble soul had sporadically managed passable marks in mathematics, it was hard to grasp the sense in the formula that he rattled off. He realised that the latter part had skillfully evaded our heads and proceeded to explain in detail. this time he used a pen and a paper (which just happened to be the bill of our binging spree)
"Check this, i'll write it down so it makes sense"
At this point, your's truly applied some magical mathematical sense and said, "wait, isn't the variable M given as a constant. Are you saying money is constant in any relationship?"
"No, the actual amount of money spent during a relationship may be different for different couples, but essentially, they revolve around a constant factor."
"Which is?"
"How much whipping the good boy is willing to endure and of course how much of a "return on Investment" he can expect after the actual spending etc is done. He will naturally spend depending on that."
"makes sense i guess..."
" you'e damn right it does. and wait, it's not over, there's more...see if you differentiate on both sides, then you end up with an equation that...."
At this point me and 2 other mates shut his mouth and dragged him back to Thalloors!
Monday, April 13, 2009
Rant 15: The third Hike...GOAAA on a Bike!
after two weeks of deliberations as to which hike to include on my soon-to-be-finished magazine, I finally decided to combine two aspects of the Road Trip concept, a Bike and a Beach, which can be summed up in just one word actually...
waiting for the train...alongwith the MIT Football team
a slightly uncomfortable journey...sitting alongside a close friend and captain of the team going along
Good Morning Goa! Welcome to BENJOE's Restaurant
where do you think MV Trasher's headed?
Finally Anjuna... some people even get braids
seen at an Anjuna beach pub
(dont worry...that's just their safety net for the cops! light away as you please here)
three hours of riding under a hot sun...as he himself put it, it only made bud wiser
One last step...I wonder if that Fish-Rock will save me!
the other side of Anjuna
Someone's checking me out on Vagator Beach...not that I'm celebrating or anything
Meet this guy...Para-Surfer and his incredibly fluorescent Green Kite
omg wat a way to surf!
Picture
Perfect
END
(who's pun is it anyway?)